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Known as
The Universal Blind
Comic Mike
Simmonds lights the stage with a unique perspective as a blind
comedian. One feature unites all of his audiences, laughter, and
plenty of it.
In his home
province, where blood freezes in less than 10 minutes, Mike
Simmonds had no
problem shaking the cold sweat from his back to move on to the
comedy stage. Audiences everywhere applaud his unique comedy
styling and why not, with impressions of celebrities, politicians
and musicians. Mike also parodies commercials, smoking, science
and of course a look into the world of the blind. Performances
include an appearance from his Mississippi Saxophone (no extra
charge). Mike has appeared at;
Calgary Funnyfest,
Alternative Standup Stage, and
The
Vancouver International Comedy Festival.
Testimonials
“We all found your
material to be varied, fresh, timely, and of course upbeat. Your
impersonations were deadly. Your ability to perform without the
typical stream of four letter words was particularly appreciated,
considering the event. You surpassed our expectations by 1000%
for this function, and we have no doubt that your career, and
following will grow with each performance. We all enjoyed you
thoroughly and you were an integral part of the success of the
party.”
Nutana Machine
Ltd
“His musical
talent is remarkable, and his impressions were a real hit. I
would not think twice about hiring Mike for another function.”
Nu-Fab Building
Products
“We were all
impressed with his talent, he was very funny and kept the crowd
entertained for the shows entirety.
Three Star
Trucking Ltd.