When is a
comedian not just a comedian? When he's also an actor. But
seriously, folks, despite his rocket-like success as a stand-up
comic, Peter Kelamis has always been something of a dramatist.
That is, his humor is based less on jokes than on detailed
storytelling, in which this talented impressionist plays the
ensemble cast. The dark-haired performer's background has
provided many different characters to draw on. Born in Sydney, Australia, he was sent to the
Greek Islands to
live with his grandparents while his family relocated and
re-established themselves in Canada. Reunited with his parents
in Canada - and learning that his Greek grandparents were in
fact not Mom and Dad - the young Peter Kelamis sorted out life's cast
of characters by imitating them.
When Peter
Kelamis ran out
of relatives and teachers to imitate, he resorted to slapstick
or whatever was handy ("I would kill with the fart jokes," he
insists, sincerely), and he drew on material gleaned from TV.
"The breakthrough for me was watching Rich Little do impressions
on his variety show. I don't know why, but that just fascinated
me. So pretty soon I was doing his stuff and cracking people up
even though I had no idea who the hell Richard Nixon was!"
Career driven
since kindergarten he did his first stand-up act in front of his
grade 4 class - he solidified his stage ambitions with a plum
role in his high school's version of "Grease". ("I can't sing,"
he explains, "but the music was really loud.") In the mid 1980s,
he enrolled at the University of
British Columbia,
taking a mix of psychology and drama classes. But schooling
started to slip when he heard about a lunch hour amateur contest
sponsored by Punchlines Comedy Club. "I heard you could win five
bucks, and I've never looked back." In fact, it was his first
paying gig, and the "scrawny, hyper kid" soon developed a
following. He made ends meet as a banquet waiter, kept at the
stand-up, and excelled at improvisation in the Vancouver
Theatresports company. All this led to his first appearance at
Punchlines Comedy Club located in the Gastown district. "The
experience at UBC paid off. I hit the stage with about 15
minutes of material already in my back pocket." He had his first
headlining spot within a year (extremely fast by even stand-up
standards) and eventually he opened for such comics as Howie
Mandel and Dennis Miller. "I got my first agent, got a few small
parts, and was dropped like a sack of hammers." The harsh realty
of show biz realized.
Bruised but not
beaten, Kelamis rebounded to experience the highlight of his
career to-date: Improvising on stage one-on-one with Robin
Williams. "Robin came up to me after the show and said, 'You're
really, really funny.' I mean, I didn't go to him, he came to
me!" In fact, there was a casting agent in the house at that
gig, and he's barely stopped working since. He got a new agent
and after a few commercials, Kelamis began landing straight
roles in films and on TV.
He was a hit at
the Montreal Comedy Festival ("There's nothing like seeing Penn
& Teller juggling at the buffet table") and toured widely across
Canada. Along with his own Comics special on CBC, and a raft of
on-going voice-over jobs, he has appeared in more than thirty
films, series, specials, and movies-of-the-week, most of them in
the past few years. Highlights include featured appearances,
often as straight men or deft technicians, on such creep-fests
as The Outer Limits, Sliders, The Sentinel, and four different
shots at The X-Files (plus a goofier part on The New Addams
Family). Guest-starring on the new E! Entertainment television
series Hollywood Off-Ramp, Kelamis dukes it out with the devil
and on the TV series Strange Luck, the producer loved his
character so much they wrote a whole episode for him. Instantly
recognizable for his dark hair, oversized eyes, and bow legs,
Kelamis has had notable film roles in Happy Gilmore, Fear Of
Flying, I'll Be Home For Christmas, Dog Show, and Richard
Benjamin's hilarious new The Sports Pages: The Heidi Bowl. He
has a recurring role in the Showtime series Beggars and
Choosers, in which he plays the head writer on a TV show.
"A lot of comics
are doing straight roles these days," he observes. "And I think
it's because we know so much about timing, about reading an
audience. There is no mercy in comedy: I mean, when you're a
performer, silence is the loudest sound you could possibly
hear." For Peter Kelamis, life just keeps getting noisier.